Don Knotts

“Nip it in the bud! You gotta nip it in the bud!”

“The name's Fife. Barney Fife.”

“This is it, Andy. This is the rock. And I'm a-throwin' it!”

“If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive.”

“Boy, you're the pits.”

“It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T.!”

“There's a bullet in this gun! There's one bullet!”

“The big house. The slammer. The hoosegow.”

“Well, that's just... that's just the way it is. I mean, you can't fight it. It's bigger than both of us.”

“Now, Andy, you know me. I'm not one to carry a grudge.”

“Call the man!”

“Acting is a matter of giving away secrets.”

“I can't be a leading man. I'm a character actor. That's what I am, and I'm a good one.”

“Basically, I'm a shy person, a loner. It was a great drawback in school.”