Jonathan Harris

“You bubble-headed booby!”

“My dear boy, you are a dolt.”

“You cantankerous crushed-out calamitous clod!”

“Never fear, Smith is here.”

“Unhand me, you mechanical monster!”

“Help! Help! I am being besieged by a beastly brute!”

“Oh, the pain, the pain!”

“Don't you dare mock me, you ludicrous lump!”

“Woe is me.”

“I was an actor for 50 years, and I am not a person who is envious. Or jealous. I have always been very grateful for my career.”

“When the show was successful, I was Smith. When it was a failure, I was Jonathan Harris.”

“I'm a character actor. I've been a character actor all my life.”

“Silence, you ninny!”