“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him for forgiveness.”

About Emo Philips

Comedian • American

Emo Philips is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer known for his unique, surreal, and often dark comedic style. He performs in a childlike, falsetto voice and delivers his jokes in a wandering,...