“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.”

About Emo Philips

Comedian • American

Emo Philips is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer known for his unique, surreal, and often dark comedic style. He performs in a childlike, falsetto voice and delivers his jokes in a wandering,...