“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

About Henny Youngman

Comedian • American

Henry "Henny" Youngman was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the one-liner. His best-known schtick was the line "Take my wife... please!", which became a comedy standard. Often seen with his...