“I told the taxman I was so poor I had to eat my cat. He said, 'Did you put it on your expenses?' I said, 'No, on a bit of toast'.”

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About Ken Dodd

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Sir Kenneth Arthur Dodd was an acclaimed English comedian, singer, and actor celebrated for his energetic, rapid-fire gag-telling style. Known for his trademark frizzy hair and buck teeth, he was famous for the...

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