Adam Sandler

“The price is wrong, bitch!”

“You can do it!”

“Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.”

“That's your home! Are you too good for your home?”

“Now that's what I call high-quality H2O.”

“Stop looking at me, swan!”

“I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books and stuff.”

“I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”

“I grew up in a house that was always laughing.”

“I say 'ya'll' and 'ain't.' I'm not a proper English speaker.”

“My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.”

“I had a mother who taught me there's no such thing as failure. You just keep going.”

“I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.”

“Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!”

“I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator.”