Billy Carter

“I'm a Plains boy, and I'll always be a Plains boy.”

“I'm not a redneck. I'm a good old boy.”

“My mother joined the Peace Corps when she was 68. My sister, Ruth, is a faith healer. I have one other sister, Gloria, who is a motorcycle racer. And I'm the only sane one in the family.”

“I got a wife, I got a kids, I got a mother. I ain't got no brother.”

“Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.”

“The press made me something I wasn't. They wanted a buffoon, so I gave them a buffoon.”

“I may be the only person in history who's had a beer named after him.”

“There's not that much difference between a battleship and a pissant. They both have to have a captain.”