Charlie Sheen

“Winning.”

“I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

“I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

“I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”

“I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

“They picked a fight with a warlock.”

“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. I am not normal.”

“I was banging seven-gram rocks and finishing them. That's how I roll. I have one speed, one gear: go.”

“It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”

“I expose people to magic. I expose them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives.”

“From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner'.”

“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.”

“Dying's for fools.”

“The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.”

“Can't is the cancer of happen.”