Christopher Walken

“I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.”

“Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.”

“I don't have a cell phone or a computer.”

“I'm a regular guy. I'm a normal guy.”

“I like to do things that are unexpected.”

“A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it.”

“My whole life, I've wanted to be a cat. I love cats. I'm a cat person.”

“I would have been a tap dancer. I've been a tap dancer all my life. I was a hoofer.”

“My father was a baker. I was a baker's son. He'd get up at three in the morning and go to work.”

“I've made so many movies that are strange, but I don't think they're strange.”

“I’m not a big fan of the ‘Alas, poor Yorick’ school of acting. I think you should just do the lines and have a martini.”

“Actors are professional liars.”

“You know, you can't be a legend in your own time. It's not until you're dead that you can be a legend.”

“Wow! Wowie-wow-wow!”

“My hair is my friend. I've had it on my head for a long time.”

“The thing about kids is that they're brutally honest.”