Jane Curtin

“My idea of a good night out is staying in.”

“My whole life, I've been a goody-two-shoes. I'm a goody-two-shoes. I'm a straight-A student. I'm a Boy Scout.”

“Maybe I'm not a great actress but I've been able to have a steady stream of work. I'm not a big star, but I'm a good actress and I'm a journeyman actor.”

“I enjoy being a character actress. I enjoy being different in everything. I want a private life. I do.”

“Comedy is not a man in a dress. It's an idea.”

“I'm not a workaholic. I'm a work-approver.”

“I have a big mouth, and I have a tendency to say what's on my mind.”

“The one thing I can't do is tell a joke. I'm just not a good joke-teller.”

“The whole 'Saturday Night Live' thing was a lark. It was a fun thing to do.”

“I don't think it's the public's right to know about your personal life.”

“I'm not a method actor.”

“I think women are great. I think they are the most fantastic people. And I don't think they're given a fair shake.”