Jim Varney

“Know what I mean, Vern?”

“Eeeewwwww!”

“There's only two things that are more important than your good health: and that's your good looks and your popularity.”

“Originality is the most dangerous word in the movie business.”

“How 'bout a bumper sandwich, Booger Lips?”

“The Ernest character is a person who has good intentions, but he's not real smart.”

“I never knew when I was going to be an actor. But I knew I was.”

“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”

“I'm a real Kentuckian. I love the dirt, the people, the lifestyle.”

“Authentic plastic tree.”

“You can't be a classic and be alive.”