Johnny Knoxville

“We're gonna be doin' a lot of stupid stuff, so if you're a little kid, don't do what we're about to do.”

“I've broken over 40 bones. It's just part of the job.”

“I really don't have a lot of fears. I don't.”

“I don't mind getting hurt. I've been doing it my whole life.”

“Yeah, I get hurt. But I recover.”

“For a stuntman, I'm a pretty good actor. For an actor, I'm a pretty good stuntman.”

“I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass.”

“Pain is temporary, film is forever.”

“Life's short, so you might as well make a fool of yourself.”

“We had a simple credo: If it's a bad idea, we're doing it.”

“I knew that I was going to be a dad, so I had to get a real job. And that was when I came up with the idea for 'Jackass'.”

“If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.”

“I just love that spirit that Jackass has. It's just a bunch of friends who are trying to make each other laugh.”

“Comedy can be a very powerful tool. It can make people forget about their problems for a little while.”