Jon Heder

“Gosh! Idiot!”

“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!”

“It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.”

“I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”

“Heck yes! I'd take a dang quesadilla.”

“Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.”

“I caught you a delicious bass.”

“Do the chickens have large talons?”

“Just follow your heart. That's what I do.”

“Your mom goes to college.”

“I spent like three hours doing shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.”

“Lucky!”

“I don't want to be known as 'the Napoleon Dynamite guy.' I want to be known as 'the guy who played Napoleon Dynamite.'”

“Animation is a great field for me. I can be a goofball and they don't have to see my face.”

“I've always been a fan of the underdog. The person who's not supposed to win.”