Owen Wilson

“You can think of Hollywood as a high school. The popular people are the actors who are getting paid a lot of money.”

“For me, the sexiest thing in a woman is a sense of humor.”

“You know, I've never been a big party guy. I don't like a lot of people, so it's hard for me to do the red-carpet thing.”

“I'm not a method actor. I don't know what that is. I just try to be real.”

“It's a weird thing, because I'm not a big sports fan, but I love playing sports.”

“I think it's important to be able to make fun of yourself.”

“Life is a crazy ride. It's a privilege to be on it.”

“I'm not a big 'cry on the shoulder' guy. I'm very private.”

“I'm a big believer in the power of a good nap.”

“I love Texas. I'm a Texas boy.”

“I think of myself as an actor. The labels are mainly for other people to use.”

“I don't know if I'm a good writer, but I'm a good rewriter.”

“Wow.”

“I have a good time when I'm acting, and I do it because I enjoy it.”

“I'm a pretty good dad. I'm a little bit of a pushover, but I'm a pretty good dad.”