Phil Hartman

“I believe that if you're a good person and you work hard, you get what's coming to you.”

“I think I'm a helper. I've been a helper probably my whole life.”

“I can get a title, a premise, and a list of characters, and I'm off and running.”

“My favorite thing about 'Saturday Night Live' is that it's live. We're making television as it happens.”

“I've always been a character actor. I've never been a leading man.”

“Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as 'The President's Neck is Missing' and 'The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.'”

“Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!”

“I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later was thawed out by some of your scientists.”

“My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.”

“Works on contingency? No, money down!”

“I enjoy doing comedy, but I'm not a naturally funny person.”

“Whatever you do, you have to do it with enthusiasm.”

“You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid.'”