Quotes by Phil Hartman
“Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as 'The President's Neck is Missing' and 'The Erotic Adventures of Hercules.'”— Phil Hartman
“I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later was thawed out by some of your scientists.”— Phil Hartman
“My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.”— Phil Hartman
“You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid.'”— Phil Hartman
“Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!”— Phil Hartman
“My favorite thing about 'Saturday Night Live' is that it's live. We're making television as it happens.”— Phil Hartman