Richard Dooling

“Life is a B-movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it but you don't recommend it to your friends.”

“The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.”

“In America, we have the best politicians that money can buy.”

“The first thing we do, let's kill all the clichés.”

“Satire is what closes on Saturday night.”

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”

“A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief'.”

“The information superhighway is a dirt road that won't be paved in our lifetime.”

“Juries are not computers. They are bundles of emotions, prejudices, and sympathies.”