Rob Schneider

“The only way you can be a mark in this business is if you're a bad judge of character and you don't realize it.”

“Makin' copies.”

“There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny.”

“I was an insecure kid. Once I saw 'Saturday Night Live' and I was like, 'I'm going to be on that show.'”

“You put your weed in there.”

“You can do it!”

“Political correctness is just tyranny with manners.”

“Free speech is a bedrock of any free society.”

“Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.”

“Being a celebrity is a gift. You can abuse it, or you can use it.”

“Comedy is a great tool. It's a way of posing questions.”

“I try to be funny and not ignorant.”

“I don't think Hollywood is a place for people who are overly sensitive.”

“The animal, the animal, the animal is trapped inside.”