Sam Ewing

“The more arguments you win, the less friends you'll have.”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”

“It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.”

“A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.”

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”

“Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.”

“For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.”

“The average person's life consists of twenty years of having his parents ask him where he's going, and forty years of having his children ask the same thing.”

“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.”

“The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.”

“When you're through changing, you're through.”

“On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.”

“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.”

“A conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.”

“The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every morning.”

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you.”

“Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.”

“Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.”