Samuel L. Jackson

“Hold on to your butts.”

“I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing.”

“Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!”

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.”

“I recognize the Council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.”

“You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.”

“If you have an opportunity to use your voice, you should use it.”

“I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.”

“My wallet's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.”

“This party's over.”

“Personality is the only thing that separates us from the animals.”

“You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.”

“We're all human beings. We're not going to be here forever. So, let's just be.”