Sir Harry Lauder

“Just a wee deoch-an-doris, just a wee yin, that's a'. Just a wee deoch-an-doris, afore ye gang awa'.”

“Mine is a wee house, but the heart's a big one.”

“Keep right on to the end of the road, Keep right on to the end. Tho' the way be long, let your heart be strong, Keep right on round the bend.”

“Roamin' in the gloamin' on the bonnie banks o' Clyde. Roamin' in the gloamin' wi' my lassie by my side.”

“Some people think that a Scotchman is a man that keeps the Sabbath—and everything else he can get his hands on.”

“I love a lassie, a bonnie, bonnie lassie, she's as pure as the lily in the dell. She's as sweet as the heather, the bonnie, bloomin' heather, Mary, ma Scotch Bluebell.”

“There is more fun in making money than in spending it.”

“Oh, it's nice to get up in the mornin' when the sun begins to shine... But when the snow is snowin' and it's murky overhead, oh, it's nice to get up in the mornin', but it's nicer to lie in bed.”

“Happiness is one of the few things in this world that doubles every time you share it with someone else.”

“You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”

“It's a fine thing to have money and it's a fine thing to have friends, but it's a mighty fine thing to have a good appetite.”