Tom Arnold

“The best advice I've ever gotten is: 'Be kinder than you have to be.'”

“Sobriety is a gift. It's a miracle. And it's something that I'm grateful for every single day.”

“If you're not in the parade, you watch the parade. That's life.”

“I've done everything. I've been a union organizer, a meat packer, a bartender, a security guard.”

“I always tell my kids, 'Failure is not the opposite of success, it's a part of success.'”

“My father was a meat packer, and I'm a ham.”

“I have a lot of friends, but my dogs are my best friends.”