Yogi Berra

“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”

“I never said most of the things I said.”

“Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.”

“It's like déjà vu all over again.”

“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

“It ain't over 'til it's over.”

“You can observe a lot by just watching.”

“The future ain't what it used to be.”

“No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”

“We made too many wrong mistakes.”

“It gets late early out here.”

“If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.”

“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”

“I didn't really say everything I said.”

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”

“If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.”

“You can't think and hit at the same time.”

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.”

“Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.”

“If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?”