“I have a friend who's a billionaire and he's very, very happy. I said, 'You and I have different definitions of happy. I have a bazooka and you have a bazooka. But mine is loaded with Skittles and yours is loaded with money.'”

About David Spade

Comedian • American

David Spade is an American actor, comedian, and writer who rose to fame as a cast member on "Saturday Night Live" in the 1990s. He is well-known for his sarcastic and self-deprecating humor, which he showcased in...