“I was at a party, and I saw a guy who had a shirt that said 'Guess.' I said, 'Thyroid problem?'”

Demetri Martin

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About Demetri Martin

Comedian American

Demetri Martin is an acclaimed American comedian, actor, and writer known for his deadpan delivery and observational one-liners. He gained initial fame as a writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and for his own...

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