“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'”

About Demetri Martin

Comedian • American

Demetri Martin is an acclaimed American comedian, actor, and writer known for his deadpan delivery and observational one-liners. He gained initial fame as a writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and for his own...