“A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'”

About Demetri Martin

Comedian • American

Demetri Martin is an acclaimed American comedian, actor, and writer known for his deadpan delivery and observational one-liners. He gained initial fame as a writer for "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and for his own...