“I was sleeping, and my wife woke me up. I said, 'What's the matter?' She said, 'I think there's a burglar in the house.' I said, 'You go.' She said, 'Why me?' I said, 'Because you're the one who heard him.'”

About Emo Philips

Comedian • American

Emo Philips is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer known for his unique, surreal, and often dark comedic style. He performs in a childlike, falsetto voice and delivers his jokes in a wandering,...