“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

About Erma Bombeck

Humorist • American

Erma Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life. Her syndicated column, "At Wit's End," was read by 30 million readers in 900 newspapers...