Holiday Quotes

“I love the smell of a real Christmas tree.”

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”

“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.”

“My favorite thing about the holiday season is the lights! I love walking around with my husband and seeing all the pretty decorations.”

“Christmas music is some of the most beautiful music ever written.”

“It's a Festivus for the rest of us!”

“I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know.”

“Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.”

“Holidays are a time for relatives to come together and tell each other how much they've failed.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.”

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.”

“I've always loved the holidays. It's my favorite time of year.”

“Halloween is the devil's birthday.”

“A merry Christmas and a happy new year to you.”

“The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.”

“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.”

“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.”

“What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

“Silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time in the city.”