Holiday Quotes

“The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.”

“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.”

“Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it 'white'.”

“Silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time in the city.”

“Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.”

“Most all the time, the whole year round, there ain't no flies on me, But jest 'fore Christmas I'm as good as I kin be!”

“I love a good Christmas album. It's a very specific, nostalgic, and wonderful slice of the year.”

“Labor Day is devoted to no man, living or dead, to no sect, race or nation.”

“Thanksgiving is a day when you're not supposed to do anything that you do on any other day.”

“Our Thanksgiving Day is a festival which will never go out of fashion.”

“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.”

“We need a little Christmas, right this very minute.”

“Have a holly, jolly Christmas; It's the best time of the year.”

“Silver and gold, silver and gold, mean so much more when I see silver and gold decorations on every Christmas tree.”

“Thanksgiving is the only day of the year that I'm not chasing a single woman.”

“Holidays are the best. I couldn't imagine being from a small family.”

“These are my Thanksgiving pants!”

“For this is the lesson of the holidays, that however we meet it, life is a gift, a blessing.”

“'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”

“Other holidays repose upon the past; Arbor Day proposes for the future.”