“A man goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist says, 'You're crazy.' The man says, 'I want a second opinion!' The psychiatrist says, 'Okay, you're ugly too!'”

About Henny Youngman

Comedian • American

Henry "Henny" Youngman was an American comedian and violinist famous for his mastery of the one-liner. His best-known schtick was the line "Take my wife... please!", which became a comedy standard. Often seen with his...