“The CIA has never confirmed or denied my story. I think that's a confirmation right there. If it wasn't true, they would have said, 'This guy is a fruitcake.'”— Chuck Barris
“I play tennis for a living, even though I hate tennis, hate it with a dark and secret passion and always have.”— Andre Agassi
“I was born, I have lived, and I have been made over. Is it not time to write my life's story?”— Mary Antin
“An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing.”— Nicolas Bentley
“My life is a beautiful, tragic, ridiculously embarrassing, and ridiculously funny story. And I'm ready to share it.”— Andrea Barber
“There is always an element of autobiography in a novel, in that you are using your own experience.”— Paul Bailey
“When I wrote my book, I said, 'I'm not writing a tell-all, I'm writing a tell-some.'”— Curtis Armstrong