Commentary Quotes

“To be fair, the two Belgian defenders, Kompany and Vermaelen, are absolutely outstanding.”

“Sir, have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?”

“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

“I'm not a political comedian. I'm a social comedian.”

“He is landing the heavier, more telling blows.”

“That is the most ridiculous call in the history of this game!”

“Political cartoons are not funny. They are savage.”

“It's all happening out here.”

“What a player, what a wonderful player.”

“He's given it the full monty.”

“Mind you, the last thing you want to do is lose a wicket now.”

“Picture Post was an education for me. We were encouraged to use our cameras to comment on the human condition.”

“It is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes.”

“That's it! It is all over!”

“This is going to be a Pier 6 brawl!”

“Austin's going to the woodshed!”

“We cannot get a man for Governor who is not President of some petty railroad.”

“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in it. I said I'd test all the drugs, and just leave the athletes alone.”

“Most of the people in the Midwest are fucked up. It's the food. The salt of the earth is eating the wrong kind of salt.”

“He has the special gift of transmitting his own character defects to those who are supposed to be prosecuting him.”