Boris Johnson

“Stay at home, protect the NHS, save lives.”

“Let's get Brexit done.”

“I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.”

“My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.”

“My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.”

“It is absolutely ridiculous that people should choose to go around looking like letter boxes.”

“It is time to take back control of this country.”

“Thems the breaks.”

“We will come out of this stronger and more resilient than ever before.”

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”

“Ping-pong was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century and it was called wiff-waff.”

“We are going to restore public trust in democracy.”

“I'd like to thank my bicycle.”