Exaggeration Quotes

“You could have knocked me over with a fender.”

“We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back.”

“He gets up at the ungodly hour of ten.”

“I fell out of a 747 once... landed in a whiskey sour.”

“I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while you're getting shot.”

“These go to eleven.”

“I was the first to win a Tony, an Oscar and a Pulitzer.”

“You're not gonna believe this! I was in the back. A g-g-g-ghost!”

“I never did any real mountaineering in my life. We were just killing spiders in the attic.”

“It's raining cats and dogs.”

“Then he will talk—good gods!—how he will talk!”

“The truth is not wonderful enough to suit the newspapers; so they enlarge upon it and invent ridiculous embellishments.”

“Mon Dieu, que de choses pour une omelette au lard !”

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”

“I'll murder ya!”

“Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.”

“One can never exaggerate enough.”

“I'm surrounded by assassins!”

“Lay off me, I'm starving!”

“Remind me to kill you later.”