Exaggeration Quotes

“You could have knocked me over with a fender.”

“I fell out of a 747 once... landed in a whiskey sour.”

“We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back.”

“These go to eleven.”

“It's raining cats and dogs.”

“The truth is not wonderful enough to suit the newspapers; so they enlarge upon it and invent ridiculous embellishments.”

“I was the first to win a Tony, an Oscar and a Pulitzer.”

“The sea was angry that day, my friends.”

“He gets up at the ungodly hour of ten.”

“Hold on, I'm looking up 'aneurysm' in our medical book to see if I just had one.”

“I've heard of people turning over a new leaf, but you've turned over the whole forest.”

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”

“One can never exaggerate enough.”

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”

“I'm surrounded by assassins!”

“Lay off me, I'm starving!”

“You're not gonna believe this! I was in the back. A g-g-g-ghost!”

“When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1937 by Jimmie Foxx.”

“A pint? Why, that's very nearly an armful!”

“Remind me to kill you later.”