“A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?”— Pam Brown
“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”— Roger A. Caras
“He was lost!-not a shade of a doubt of that; For he never responded to 'Kitty!' or 'Scat!'”— Arthur Guiterman
“The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.”— Bill Maher
“Animals are a gift from above for they truly define the words unconditional love.”— Bernadette Peters
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”— Arthur Baer