“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”— Roger A. Caras
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother—and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”— Arthur Baer
“A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?”— Pam Brown
“What scares me is that I'm going to ultimately find out that the key to profound, enlightened happiness is getting a dog.”— Demi Moore
“Animals are a gift from above for they truly define the words unconditional love.”— Bernadette Peters
“I have a new little dog. I don't know what to name him. I'm thinking about calling him '5 Miles' so I can say I walk 5 miles every day.”— Laura Kightlinger
“The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.”— Bill Maher
“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.”— Elayne Boosler