Surreal Quotes

“I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

“I was dreaming I was awake, and I woke up to find myself asleep.”

“I have a recurring dream, which is that I'm in a car driven by a chimpanzee.”

“We were living in a bubble. It was quite a strange existence.”

“It's a very nice-slash-scary moment when you’re on the tube and you’re looking at your own face on a poster.”

“I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.”

“I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

“I have a map of the world. It's actual size.”

“I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

“I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.”