Billy Crystal

“I think the highest-paid people in Hollywood should be the writers.”

“Don't get me started. I'll start, but don't get me started.”

“What's so fascinating and delicious about the Watchmen is that it's a comic book that's about comic books.”

“I'm a gut player. I've always been a gut player.”

“You look marvelous!”

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

“Change is such a valuable thing. It's one of the most valuable things we have in our lives.”

“Comedy is acting out optimism.”

“My favorite thing about being a grandfather is seeing my kids be parents.”

“The only time I'm not a clown is when I'm asleep.”

“A laugh is a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.”

“To me, a great story is a great story, and it doesn't matter what the medium is.”