Danny DeVito

“You gotta be a little crazy to make it in this business.”

“Everybody's got a little weird in them. It's just a matter of how much you let it out.”

“I'm a short, bald man; the only way I can make a woman happy is to do the dishes.”

“The whole point of acting, of creating, is to be able to extend your imagination and express what you're feeling.”

“A lot of people are nuts, and you don't want to be cooked by them.”

“If you're an artist, you want to be an artist. You don't want to be a celebrity.”

“What I do is I get up in the morning, I have a cup of coffee, I read the paper, and I go to work.”

“I've been a clown all my life. I've been on my way to being a clown. It's my calling.”

“Mensa doesn't get you anywhere in Hollywood.”

“It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you're scared.”

“I always feel like I'm a student. I'm always learning.”