Showbiz Quotes

“Quiet please, there's a lady on stage.”

“You have to be very strong to survive in this business.”

“You have to have a sense of humor to survive in this business.”

“Give the little girl a big hand.”

“Show business is my life. When I was a child I sold more Girl Scout cookies than any other member of my troop.”

“Politics is just show business for ugly people.”

“It's a business you go into because you're an egomaniac. It's a very embarrassing profession.”

“I was a show-business kid. I was in plays. I was in pageants. I was in rodeos. When I was 13, I got a contract with a major record company.”

“Thank you, thank you very much.”

“You have to have a thick skin in this business.”

“You have to be a strong person to be in this business.”

“The two most important things in show business are sincerity and being able to fake it.”

“You gotta be a little crazy to make it in this business.”

“Hollywood is a cross between a health farm, a recreation center and an insane asylum. It's a company town, and I happen to like the company!”

“You have to have a little bit of craziness to make it in this business.”

“You have to have a sense of humor to survive in this business.”

“The mail girl is here!”

“It's a very strange business, acting.”

“You have to have a sense of humor to be in this business. It's a tough business.”

“A talk show is a very difficult thing to do. It looks easy, but it's not.”