Denis Leary

“I'm a Red Sox fan. I'm a Boston guy. I'm a New England guy.”

“Everybody is in a hurry. Everybody is going to succeed. Everybody is going to be rich.”

“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.”

“Cigarettes are the only legal product that, when used as directed, will kill you.”

“I think it's important to have a good sense of humor, and I think it's important to have a good sense of perspective.”

“I'm Irish, so I'm predisposed to melancholy.”

“I wanted to be a hockey player. I was a hockey player.”

“Life sucks, get a helmet.”

“Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.”

“I think the F-word is a great word. I think it's a very useful word.”

“I'm a Catholic, but I'm not a Catholic. I'm a lapsed Catholic.”

“You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up.'”