Smoking Quotes

“The cigarette is the single most important preventable cause of death in our society.”

“I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in my face.”

“El tabaquismo es una enfermedad crónica.”

“Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.”

“Smoking is the most ludicrous, silly thing a person can do. I was a heavy smoker and I was diagnosed with emphysema. It's a bugger.”

“To all you smokers out there, I say 'Don't quit.' To all you nonsmokers, I say 'Get with it.'”

“Cigarettes are the only legal product that, when used as directed, will kill you.”

“I have known ninety-five of the well-known counterfeiters in the United States, and I have never known one who was not a cigarette-smoker.”