Estelle Getty

“I'm not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.”

“I live for moments like this. I've had kidney stones I've enjoyed more.”

“Picture it. Sicily, 1922.”

“People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass.”

“No matter how old you are, you can still be a naughty girl.”

“Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless.”

“Anger is a lot like a piece of shredded wheat. You can soak it in milk, but it's still shredded wheat.”

“Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy. This ain't gonna be no cakewalk!”

“Have I given you any indication at all that I care?”

“It's like my mother used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.'”

“I am not a picky eater. I am a gourmet.”

“You know, you can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk on your hands to get it to drink.”