Sarcasm Quotes

“Pretty, pretty, pretty good.”

“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”

“I know why Peyton came back for his senior year. He wanted to be a three-time star of the Citrus Bowl.”

“The referee's got me the sack. Thank him ever so much for that, won't you?”

“Critics? I love every bone in their heads.”

“I raise my stein to the builder who can remove ghettos without removing people as I hail the chef who can make omelets without breaking eggs.”

“Oh, marvellous. You're going to kill me. What a finely-tuned response to the situation.”

“I saw a guy with a 'No Fear' sticker on his car. I was like, 'Dude, you're driving a minivan. You have fears.'”

“I saw a sign that said 'Watch for Children' and I thought, 'That's a good idea. They can be very sneaky.'”

“I worship the quicksand he walks on.”

“I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.”

“Did your parents have any children that lived?”

“Before this learning experience, I was just an ordinary, everyday genius.”

“Washington is a city of southern efficiency and northern charm.”

“He was a man of the strictest integrity, which is to say, he was an incorrigible liar.”

“Kirk? You're still alive, my old friend.”

“I'd call you a moron, but that would be an insult to morons.”

“The next time you have a thought... let it go.”

“The shells of the old super-Dreadnoughts are so costly that it would be positively rude to miss the enemy.”

“He is a man of the highest principles, and he will never be happy until he has lived down to every one of them.”