Jack Nicholson

“More hair, more women, more everything.”

“I would be a liar if I said it wouldn't be lovely to be growing old with a partner, but I don't think it's going to happen.”

“People who speak in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.”

“Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

“I'm an actor. I was trained by the best. Sanford Meisner.”

“Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.”

“If you get an impulse in a scene, no matter how wrong it seems, follow it.”

“Heeere's Johnny!”

“My motto is: more good times.”

“I don't have any fear of death. I do have a fear of dying.”

“What if this is as good as it gets?”

“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.”

“You can't handle the truth!”

“Wait'll they get a load of me.”

“You make me want to be a better man.”

“There's an element of the bad boy in me.”

“I'm a goddamn marvel of modern science.”

“A lot of people don't know what they want or they want much less than they deserve.”

“Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.”

“I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.”