Joel McHale

“I was told I had a two-drink minimum, but I'm a lightweight, so I was passed out on the table.”

“The first 'Community' table read was a really magical moment.”

“I'm not a method actor. I don't need to go live in a cave for a year to play a caveman.”

“If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have a right to make fun of anyone else.”

“I like to play characters that are not me. I'm not a handsome, leading man-type, so I play a lot of weirdos.”

“Comedy is the most immediate form of communication. It's the most populist. It's the most democratic.”

“I have a very dry sense of humor. I think it's because I'm from Seattle.”

“My wife is the most wonderful, beautiful, and amazing person in the world.”

“I'm a huge fan of 'The Simpsons.' I've seen every episode.”

“I'm a pretty cheap date. I don't need to be wined and dined. I just want to have a good time.”

“I'm a big fan of the Foo Fighters. I love Dave Grohl.”

“I'm a terrible dancer. I have no rhythm.”

“I think it's important to be able to laugh at yourself.”

“I'm a grinder. I'm a grinder. I've always been a grinder.”

“Hosting 'The Soup' was the best job in the world.”

“I'm a workaholic. I love to work. I'm constantly working on something.”

“I'm not a tech-savvy person. I have a smart phone, and that's as far as I go.”

“I'm just a guy who's been lucky.”

“I was a history major. I've been a history major since I was 12. I'm a big history buff. It's my favorite thing to read about.”