Dating Quotes

“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.”

“You are the prize.”

“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

“If she doesn't put out by the third date, dump her.”

“I'm not the ladies' man that people think I am.”

“What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?”

“Women do not respect men who have no options.”

“Our Graham with a quick reminder.”

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”

“I will not fall for any of the following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional f**kwits or freeloaders, perverts.”

“I've never been on a date. I don't know what to do on a date. I just... I don't want to be on a date.”

“I'm a pretty cheap date, so I don't have to worry about that.”

“I like to take my dog to the dog park. It's like a singles bar for people with low self-esteem.”

“The one thing women want is the one thing they can't have.”

“A pussycat is silent when it stalks its prey and so is a cat who stalks a dame.”

“I'm a pretty cheap date. I don't need to be wined and dined. I just want to have a good time.”

“If he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind.”

“Men are evil. Will you go out with me?”

“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”

“Bloody men are like bloody buses - you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop, two or three others appear.”