John Breaux

“My rule of thumb is that if I am ever asked to vote on a bill that is more than 1,000 pages in length, I will vote against it.”

“If you like the status quo, you're going to love the status quo.”

“I'm a pro-life, pro-gun, pro-death penalty Democrat.”

“If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.”

“We only have two things that we share in this life: we are born and we die. And what we do in between those two things, we've got to figure out.”

“Never get between a dog and a fire hydrant.”