Kathy Griffin

“The D-List is a glorious place to be.”

“I'm not for everyone. I'm a specialty item.”

“I'm not a joke-writer. I'm a storyteller.”

“I'm not going to be the person who is politically correct. I'm going to be the person who is honest.”

“My whole career has been one big unapologetic cringe-fest.”

“I’m an acquired taste. I’m a chili pepper. I’m not a vanilla cone.”

“I say what I mean, and I mean what I say.”

“I live for the cringe. I love the cringe.”

“Oprah's a billionaire, you know. She could have a private jet. She could have her own island. And she's got a book club. What for?”

“I’m in the showbiz industry. I am in the circus.”

“I don't need to be a role model. I need to be a comedian.”

“I was in the drama club, but I was a terrible actress. I was so bad, I was in the chorus of 'Fiddler on the Roof' and I was the only one who wasn't Jewish.”

“I'm on a mission to civilize the red carpet.”

“Celebrities are our royalty.”

“You know you've made it when you've been name-dropped in a Madonna song.”